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12 chat up lines that gin lovers will either love or hate!
Feb 13, 2018
Cheesy, funny or down right terrible - we have come up with our favourite cringeworthy gin chat up lines, just in time for Valentine's Day.
On a scale of 1 to, "I'm about to spit out my G&T" what would you give these beauties?!
You are the gin to my tonic.
— An oldie but a goodie
I love you a little more than I love gin.
— I mean, this is pretty big!
Well that broke the ice.
— While taking the ice out of your gin and smashing it on the floor.
You’re like my favourite gin - intoxicating.
— A little creepy...
I’d buy you a G&T but I’d be jealous of the glass.
— Getting creepier.
And now let me steal your heart.
— As they pick up your G&T
I can’t ‘Copa’ with how beautiful you are!
— Pointing at your gin and tonic in a Copa Glass.
Of all the gin joints in all the towns, you walked into this one.
— We thank you Casablanca!
Roses are red, gin is clear, finish your drink, let’s get out of here!
— Ah, the poet...
You and gin have a lot in common - strong, beautiful and you both make me dizzy!
— Or a little sick.
Like the tonic to my gin - you complete me.
— Criiiiinge!
If I was to rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘G&T’ and ‘U&I’ together.
— Dear lord...
